it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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