he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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