That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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