How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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