I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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