Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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