I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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