I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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