I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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