Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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