So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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