i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
