just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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