i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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