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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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