VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I looked at my own cervix.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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