uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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