if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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