Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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