Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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