Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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