: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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