oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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