You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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