Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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