My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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