you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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