youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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