Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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