At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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