Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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