lets start a swedish sibling band together
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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