windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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