i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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