Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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