i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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