Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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