You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
