Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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