i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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