So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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