i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I will be naked everywhere
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
