youre lurking in front of me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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