if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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