so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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