Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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