Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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