I'm going to jail i love you
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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