I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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