I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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