Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
