sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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