Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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